How Sad

So as many of you know I was in San Francisco this past weekend to visit my aunt. This means we didn't leave the house much so what else...I watched TV. On the news I saw something disturbing, now I'm not a PETA member or a vegetarian...lord knows I love my beef and I know that the only way to get the beef is for the cow to die, which I try not to think about but after this video from the news...I find it just a little more difficult to continue on my ways.
Call me crazy and all but if you were one of the messed up individuals that did this or ordered it to be done...then you and the same people who molest children or beat them up are all in the same boat. And none of you deserve to live.

Prison is too good for people like you.

My 100th post

So this is my 100th post and it seems it will be used to defend myself. I have apparently made some outlandish remarks that I thought the Giants would beat the Patriots :::cough Gaytriots cough::: in the super bowl. I believe I called 3 games all season and 1 game I called it something like 10million to 3 so if you want to call that a prediction then go ahead and do so. If not then I called 2 games all season and I went 1 and 1. 50%...thats pretty damn good if you ask me. But anyways...here are my top 10 reasons why the Giants will beat the Patriots...keep in mind this is what I honestly thought before the game.

1. The Patriots db's are way too over aggressive which will come back to haunt them.
2. The giants haven't lost on the road the whole season.
3. The patriots haven't lost all season but should have lost at least 4 times.
4. The refs will not be able to blow calls or show favoritism as much.
5. Tom Brady is not as effective under heavy pressure and the giants will bring pressure throughout the game.
6. Eli manning is coming off the best streak of games hes ever played.
7. Tom Brady is coming off one of the worst games of his career.
8. Bellicheck has no respect for the game of football and will coach over aggressively leading to turnovers.
9. The Giants will go into the game knowing that they should have won the first time and knowing that they can win this time.
10. The Patriots are full of themselves

Take it or leave it, I was right and you were wrong.

Go sit in a corner and cry because the Patriots are NOT the best team of all time and they did NOT go undefeated.

This is HI-larious

I don't know how I stumbled upon this but I did and I find it funny as hell. Just check it out.

Weather

You have got to be kidding me. Consider this a rant, a complain, a venting...whatever you want to call it...call it.

Its February 10th, which means it is still winter. Why the hell is it a staggering 70 degrees here in Las Vegas. I know that it gets into the 100s in the summer and 100s during the night time summer months, but come on!

February 10th and 70 degrees during the day, 50 degrees during the night!

You know what pisses me off more than the weather is the damn news...you listen to the news and during the forecast you hear "Looks like we will see 75 this week, we're finally warming up!" And then the damn newscasters are like "ohh I cant wait."

Go to hell!

Im a gambler

and I hate it...so today because I'm now broke because of gambling...i did something even stupider. I purchased a game for my computer.

The game:

Chocolatier 2 - A game in which you come up with fancy chocolates and sell them. $20 down the drain.

I need help.

Irate is an understatement

I walk into my 7am English class just to spend the first 10 minutes talking about the Superbowl and how the Giants won but no one thought they would and those who say they thought they would are full of shit.

Well you know what, fuck all of you people who say "No one thought they would win" because on multiple times I said, and I quote "the spread is way too much, theres no way the Patriots will cover". On another occasion I stated "bet the house on the Giants". And if thats not enough for you I even predicted the score twice on my blog and once on myspace...Giants 24 Gaytriots 17, in those same words. Look it up, their times stamped by the server from when I posted it so I didn't change it. I wasn't far off was I?

So I ask you, if I honestly did not think the Giants could or would win...WHY THE FUCK WOULD I PREDICT THE SCORE THAT HAS THE GIANTS WITH THE MOST POINTS, LAST I CHECKED WHOEVER HAD THE MOST POINTS WINS THE FUCKING GAME!

Yes I called the game, No I don't want a cookie. What I want is for people to stop thinking I'm a liar because I can say "I thought the Giants would win." And no it wasn't a lucky guess, I can list at least 10 reasons why I KNEW the Giants would win but I'm not going to in an effort to save time. If you want to know ask and you shall receive all 10 reasons.

WHOOOOOOO

When it mattered they choked

at a baby giants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Patriots

SUCK A BIG FAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Tom Brady
Fuck Bill Bellicheck
Fuck Teddy Bruschi
Fuck Mike Vrabel
Fuck The whole god damned team

Here we go G-men rise up to the challenge and make 99.9% of this world happy.

Here we go Manning Jr.
Here we go Strahan
Here we go Coughlin

Here we go boys, today is your day.

Giants 24 - Gaytriots 17

A new first

I've been using a loofah for probably 8 years now...never, and I mean never have I done what I just did. I was doing the usual scrubbing of those 2000 plus body parts when I noticed that the lather was amazing today, just out of this world frothy cleany goodness. Kind of like when you wash your hair with Garnier Fructis...

So I put 2 and 2 together...I put Garnier Fructis, hair shampoo, on my loofah instead of body wash...I felt like such an idiot.

At least now my body hair has more volume, sleek and shine than before...oh wait...thats a bad thing.

Im so pissed

I ordered a new K&N air filter for my truck from this online company, autopartswarehouse.com. I get the part today and its the wrong model, so I look up what its for, and it turns out its for new model Ford's and Lincolns. Since I have an older model GMC, this obviously will not work on my truck.

I call the company and tell them whats going on, I get placed on hold for 10 minutes until finally the girl comes back and says "sir, the model you ordered is for a GMC so I don't see what the problem is." Again I tell her what happened and then she asks for my vin number. WTF does my vin number have to do with an air filter?!?!

I ask to speak with the manager to which she says and i quote "But sir, hes with another customer right now, I can help you." I say no thanks I'll wait. 20 minutes later the damn "acting manager" gets on the phone and doesn't understand the problem. Once again I explain, the packing list is right, my order I placed is right, the package that was sent to me was wrong...finally he gets it.

So when it comes time to send this back he asks if I wanted to purchase the right item. I tell him I've already purchased it and I want the correct item sent to me. Seems easy right...no, I have to send this back, wait 4-6 weeks for the claim to go through and THEN they will send me my damn air filter unless I want to front the $56.00 for a new filter, then get reimbursed for the return 4-6 weeks from now.

I told them to go to hell and if I don't get refunded within 1 week of me sending the wrong item back I would sue them and report them to the better business bureau. Thats when the guy offered me a free $100 coupon to use on my next purchase.

What a joke. 56minutes and 13seconds down the drain, all because of their mistake.

Boredom

I've been so bored of late. It seems like theres nothing to do. Superbowl is this weekend, big whoop. How bout dem Giants huh. I need some spice in my life.

Giants 24 - Gaytriots 17

-This is The Dream, over and out.