Friday, October 26, 2007

Toothing?

Last night I came across this new phenomenon called "toothing". I don't know if this should really supprise me or not but it kinda does. So what is "toothing" exactly? Toothing occurs when an individual uses his/her bluetooth phone to converse with other individuals. Now the thing that makes this interesting is that people go out to clubs or bars and sit there and "tooth" back and forth. It's become an actual activity to do so, people go out with the intention of doing this. The part that really gets me is the whole purpose of this is sex. Yes sex. Sure everything these days is about sex but people who tooth are looking for a one night stand.

Heres how it works:
1. You go to a club, find a girl to tooth with with a sexy handle like "tuttifrutti" or "sexygal365", you message her with the official toothing conversation starter, "You toothing?"
2. If she answers yes you make quick small talk, like 5 - 10 min max, no need to talk longer after all you both "toothing" for the same thing.
3. If your still talking one person names a spot, a public spot, like "bathroom in 3" or "fulton alley 5min".
4. You both meet at the spot and have sex.
5. After its done you both go back on you ways never talking to eachother again unless its to "tooth".

Have I tried this? Can't say I have, can't say i plan on it either, but next time im in a club or hip bar I will check out whos available for "toothing". This is extremly popular in Europe apparently, where the whole "Toothing" craze started. What could possibly be next? For now the only thing certain is "toothing" is a gauranteed lay.