I was stumbling upon youtube the other day with my cousin when we came across these two guys who have made their living by making musical comedy...interesting concept, tough to explain. But if you have a second or two on your hands you should check these guys out. Their names are Igudesman and Joo Search for : igudesmanandjoo on youtube or go to their website at: www.igudesmanandjoo.com
Or just watch these two videos I find to be HI-larious
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
My Wife
Ive decided that when it comes time to get married, to settle down and live the life of raising kids, that I will take a very measured approach at it. When it is time I will begin attending singles ward, for those of you who don't know, thats where they send all the single Mormon guys and gals to meet new people and learn about "God."
Now the best thing about this is that Mormon chicks are pretty damn hot. Now thats an added bonus, the real things that make this such an amazing idea are as follows:
1. Most Mormons are conservatives
2. Mormon women take care of their men
3. Mormon women are great to raise kids
4. Mormon women are disciplined
5. Mormon women can be molded to your exact specifications
6. Mormon women only make out with other guys until they get married...thats right, you get a virgin! Lets face it if Im with a girl and she says shes been with 8 guys...i get pissed. 15 guys...im pissed again. You know what lets just be honest here, if shes been with 1 guy...you guessed it, i get pissed. I know its hypocritical but thats just the way it is, and dont I deserve some credit for coming out and saying that im being hypocritical? Every guy out there is the same way whether they want to admit it or not!
So, if those 6 reasons aren't enough for you...don't worry, there are more, and trust me they are just as good. But im not going to bore you with those other reasons, think about it yourself and see what you come up with.
So when I'm ready to really settle down, Ill go to my local LDS church and take my pick from the cream of the crop. Its kinda like ordering a mail-order bride from Russia, except in this case you know what your getting, you know shes most likely a virgin, and best of all...SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH!
And don't worry, if you want to get in on my perfect plan...well go ahead, there's plenty of Mormon women for all of us :)
Now the best thing about this is that Mormon chicks are pretty damn hot. Now thats an added bonus, the real things that make this such an amazing idea are as follows:
1. Most Mormons are conservatives
2. Mormon women take care of their men
3. Mormon women are great to raise kids
4. Mormon women are disciplined
5. Mormon women can be molded to your exact specifications
6. Mormon women only make out with other guys until they get married...thats right, you get a virgin! Lets face it if Im with a girl and she says shes been with 8 guys...i get pissed. 15 guys...im pissed again. You know what lets just be honest here, if shes been with 1 guy...you guessed it, i get pissed. I know its hypocritical but thats just the way it is, and dont I deserve some credit for coming out and saying that im being hypocritical? Every guy out there is the same way whether they want to admit it or not!
So, if those 6 reasons aren't enough for you...don't worry, there are more, and trust me they are just as good. But im not going to bore you with those other reasons, think about it yourself and see what you come up with.
So when I'm ready to really settle down, Ill go to my local LDS church and take my pick from the cream of the crop. Its kinda like ordering a mail-order bride from Russia, except in this case you know what your getting, you know shes most likely a virgin, and best of all...SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH!
And don't worry, if you want to get in on my perfect plan...well go ahead, there's plenty of Mormon women for all of us :)
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)
