Sunday, December 30, 2007

Juno You Know

In a time where it seems slap-stick comedy is all that is made anymore, Juno delivers a fresh mature method of delivering those "lol's". The cast performs superbly making it feel like your in the movie itself while the clever singer/songwriter music sparks a cheerful note within the audience. If you like Indie type movies, you'll love this one.

7.5/10

Saturday, December 29, 2007

It's a sad night...

The great game of football has lost a great deal of class tonight. In case you didn't know the Patriots have gone 16-0 in the regular season. They did it on no class, no morals, no coaching, and of all things, no respect of the game. The Patriots got caught cheating and still were allowed to play.

The worst thing about this whole deal is that when the Patriots fail to win the Super Bowl I have to hear a bunch of Boston Fuchs going "Ey, wat da fuch is your problem, at least dem Patriots went 16-0, what did ur team do?" all that is in a Boston accent by the ways.

Lets be honest, the Patriots have no chance of winning the Super Bowl and if you think they do, your on crack and you haven't seen their last few games and who's in the playoffs. I'll be surprised if they even make it through the AFC.

Go stick a Boston Cream Pie up your ass Tom Brady!

Myspace Backgrounds

I've been pretty bored lately taking care of my mom sitting at home so I've gone ahead and made some plaid backgrounds for Myspace or whatever else u might want them for. Anyways feel free to help your self to some of these. Just click on it, then when it opens up right click and select save as.


Friday, December 28, 2007

I got robbed

Ok, not literally but I did get robbed. I was getting ready to leave the Forum Shops with Adam and I realized that I didn't have any bills smaller than a 20 to give the valet. I decided to go back in and get some change. I ended up buying the smallest scoop of gelatto so I could break my 20.

I must admit, gelatto did sound but it wasn't worth it. The gelatto had been refrozen and you could tell by the gritty ice crystals present. This didn't bother me as bad as the price did. I paid $8.63 for this frozen ounce of milk! I got robbed

Thursday, December 27, 2007

History of a different kind

Who cares that the Patriots might go 16-0, they have already made history as the most classless bunch of people to ever put on a uniform. No the history I am talking about is all about watching the game. For the first time since Super Bowl 1, the NFL will be showing a game on more than one network at the same time. This weekends game between the Patriots and the Giants will be shown on the NFL network, CBS, and NBC. Who cares if the Patriots are going for 16-0, we all want them to lose, this just sounds important. I mean think about it, how often is anything shown live on more than one channel? You have presidential debates, breaking news, and...and...and thats it.

Saturday 5:15pm Pacific Coast time, what channel will you watch it on?

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Fantasy Football

Another year of fantasy football has come to an end. This year I took the gold and couldn't be any happier.As you can see there was a semifinal and a final match up. The road was difficult to say the least, after finishing the regular season at 11-3 the last two weeks became a tale of mental exhaustion. By the way I am the "Mo Birias".What you want to look at is the projected numbers for me and my opponent. Then just look at the top two players for my opponent. If you could have bet that Tony Romo and Randy Moss would have the worst weeks of the season together when I needed them to, the odds would have been 1,000,000 to 1. The real hero however was my kicker, Mason Crosby. For the championship I was the underdog againI don't know how I pulled this one out of the hat but somehow I did. From dropping Chicago's defense which had a great game to picking up Tennessee's defense who had an even better game. My kicker had a horrible game but his average for the last two weeks is still amazing. And Adrian Peterson of the Vikings, on my opponents team, having one of the worst games of his short carer.

The streak is over, no more second place!

Monday, December 24, 2007

You heard it here first

They just did a piece on Fox News of how the single scene in Saudi Arabia is now run by "Toothing". You can't make this stuff up. Just remember you heard about "Toothing" here first!

This is HI-larious

Apparently this has made it all the way to the Estonian news.

A man crashes his mini-van into a live taping of the evening news.

Heres the story

And here's the video, the guys reaction is priceless, and somewhat "fake" if you ask me.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

No Country For Old Men

It's been a "Hot Ass Minute" since I've seen a movie of this caliber. In fact the last movie I saw of this caliber was Children Of Men. As good as that may sound, Children Of Men ended up loosing to The Departed which I thought was a far less superior movie. For that reason, I really hope that it does not follow the path that Children Of Men traveled.

No Country For Old Men is a movie that leaves the audience thinking throughout the movie and into the next day. It will have you at the edge of your seat and just as you are about to fall out of it, a perfect line or exchange puts your at ease. The Coen Brothers have outdone themselves with this movie. One might say it even resembles Fargo which was also a Coen Brothers superb, yet don't compare it for it itself is its own movie and in a class of it's own.

Theres a reason its #14 on IMDB's top 250. And theres a reason I give it a 9.6/10.

Moo Shu

It was about 5 years ago when my good friend Jack introduced me to Moo Shu. It was love at first taste but for some reason the pairings of tongue and Moo Shu have been few and far between. This changed today as Joel and I got Moo Shu not once, not twice, but three times from the same place. Okay, so maybe I lied, we only went twice but we were really considering going a third time and thats no joke.

Damn you Moo Shu and your delicious pancake wrapped medley!

Monday, December 17, 2007

A new way to fly


Im usually a fan of Southwest when it comes to flying, I mean uncomfortable seats, a few peanuts, half a drink, great rewards...who wouldn't be a fan. This time flying back from San Francisco Joel bought tickets from Virgin America so we tagged along. I can see this going big, and can't wait till it does. The seats are comfortable and stylish with black leather. The lighting, romantic yet erotic as subtle hints of black lights and red lighting ambiantly emit from the cabin. Each seat has its own tv with ample freebies of movies and tv shows, not to mention over 300MP3's available. A younger more hip crew of stewards make your flight enjoyable while a dressed down duo of pilots fly the less than 2 year old jets. Hands down in my opinion the coolest thing though was the Google provided maps which were accessible by the push of a button would show you your elevation, location, estimated millage remaining and speed at any moment.

Don't take my word for it, check them out for yourself. They advertise flights to San Francisco for $44.00, how can you pass that up.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

(postblog) Popped my Cherry

It has been a year of firsts when it comes to professional sports for me. First my first NBA game, and now...my first NFL game. Joel and I had ventured up here to the bay area for one real reason...to go see the Colts play the Raiders and thats what we did. The game wasn't extremely eventful by any means but it was still an enjoyable experience. We did some tailgating before hand with some chicken & Apple Sausages and some garlic bread. Ya, thats right, garlic bread at a tailgate...heres an easy way to make it:
  • Take a slice of Sourdough bread (your favorite bread will do as well) and generously spread margarine (more spreadable than butter) across.
  • Take a scoop or two of minced garlic and spread across liberally.
  • Place bread garlic side up directly on grill
  • Allow to cook until slightly golden brown (bread can cook extremely fast depending on your fire, make sure it doesn't burn)
  • Remove bread from heat and allow to cool
  • Enjoy
Our seats to the game were pretty good, angled to the goal line about 30 rows up, 1st tier. They weren't right next to the field but hey no complaints here. Getting home on the other hand...quite the opposite. Of the 62,000 people there, about 20,000 had to take the BART. It took a good 30minutes to walk a total of 100 feet to get to the BART.

On the way to the game I saw this and thought it was pretty funny so I took a picture of it. Enjoy.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

(postblog) Santarchy

Imagine seeing thousands of Santa's going from bar to bar just to drink...thats what Santarchy is all about.

Saturday was the annual Santarchy or SantaCon event in San Francisco. Joel, Witter and I dressed up like half-assed santas and joined in on the phone. We started at pier 39 in San Fran and boarded a ferry headed for the ghetto, Jack London Square in Oakland. The rest of the day was spent going from pub to pub to pub, when the rest of the santas were gearing up to head to Berkley, we decided to call it a day. We were home by 3 in the afternoon, Santarchy is no joke, you meet up at 8am and go all day.

The rest of the day was pretty chill, got some Buster's Cheesestakes and played some Simpson's Xbox 360.

Crazy Day

It's been a long day. Got up around 7:30 to pack for this trip to San Francisco, didn't leave till around noon. Took a long ride from Vegas to San Fran in a 2007 Corvette with Joel. It was like 2 Tiger Sharks in a sardine can. The funny thing is according to the manual, the Vette is only supposed to hold 400lbs of total weight (cargo + passenger), let me be the first to tell you the Vette can easily take more than 400lbs.

We get to Vallejo to drop off the Vette and all of a sudden the car won't shift into park, an hour later the Vette is sitting in the service bay of Chevy and we're in Brian Witter's Jeep heading into the city. Unload the goods and hit the local Italian joint around the corner to see the Giada look alike. Joel got his Anchor Steam and all was good. Tomorrow is some sort of Santa pub crawl, should be interesting.

Friday, December 14, 2007

I Am Legend

I've been waiting for this movie to come out for sometime now. I've never gone to a 11:59PM showing before but had to make an exception for this movie on 2 accounts:
  1. It was being shown on the IMAX screen
  2. I'm leaving for San Francisco tomorrow (today) in the wee hours of the morning
I went into the movie expecting a 10 however am disappointed to say that I believe I only received a 7 at max. The movie had its moments but over all I think there was a lot that could have been done differently. Aside from the theater being overly warm, watching a movie on the IMAX screen is out of this world. If they would show "You Got Served" on it, I would be there.

I hate to say it but the screen made the movie somewhat enjoyable. Not a movie I plan on seeing again but definitely worth seeing once.

I was going to come up with some fancy rating method like crowns or arrows or something, but I am not legend and I am tired so take it how it is 7.0/10

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Last Night

Turned out pretty eventful for a Wednesday night. Met up with Adam and MMG n headed over to Sedona. Then to the Road Runner. Then we decided to meet up with Joel and some of his friends at the Suncoast to play some Bingo. Talk about fun. While waiting I hit another Royal Flush, 2nd in 2 weeks, this time on Nickels so it was only worth $200. Oh well, I'm not complaining.

Bingo on the other hand was somewhat of a disappointment. I had no idea what I was doing so I just gave the lady $50 and told her to hook it up. Next thing I know, I'm playing 84 cards. Good thing they have these new tablet like systems which allow you to do nothing but sit there and wait to yell "BINGO!" Somehow, I'm still trying to do the math on it but somehow, none of the 6 of us got a single win. There was maybe 30 people there for the 11pm game, and we had 6 people. A total of at least 200 cards between us 6, and not once did we win. It was still fun though and can't wait to do it again next Wednesday, this time I'm only going to spend $20. Who's in for next Wednesday?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

And I thought I was bad

You don't have to be a football fan to know who Joe Namath is. If you live in America I would say 99% of everyone in this country has heard his name. I'm not here to tell you about his carer, no, I'm here to tell you that he is graduating. Thats right, Namath was 15 credits short of a degree when he left for the pros back in the day. He has since gone back to Alabama and taken classes to finish his degree. The legend was only 15 credits short, but took a staggering 5 years to earn those 15 credits. At a pace of 3 credits a year, I can say even I am better at something than Joe Namath.

On another note, Congratulations Joe.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Think about this...

A pine cone falls to the ground somewhere in the world every 0.24 seconds.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

This is Bullshit

Can you believe that there is no flashlight in my parents house? None, Nada, Zip!

You know what else is bullshit? In 2004, $27 million worth of Wal-Mart gift cards expired unused! Thats right, Wal-Mart WAS GIVEN $27 million dollars ($27,000,000.00) for no good reason! "Pre-paid" gift cards should not expire! In October of this year Wal-Mart released the following:
its (Wal-Mart's) core low-to-middle-income customers "remain concerned about their finances, especially the cost of living," in light of the housing slowdown and a tighter credit market.

Well when you can somehow rationalize taking $27 million from your customers without return of a service or a good, how concerned can you really be.

Wal-Mart ought to be ashamed of themselves, and to think they claim to care about the community.

Friday, December 7, 2007

You have got to be kidding me

Im 23 and my mother just yelled at me because I have a beard. You think they would let me do whatever the fuck I want but no! My dad doesn't mine the beard, but hates it when I line up my chin, says either I cut it off or he'll do it for me when I'm sleeping. My mom doesn't mind when I line up my chin but when I have a beard she starts thinking I'm doing something illegal and putting my life and theirs at risk. I cant believe this. What the hell made me decide to move home again. Someone please remind me.

This is weird

So I've been looking at hats online lately, well right now I just found out that you can buy NFL (football) hats online at MLB.com ... baseball's official site...weird.

A Reminder

Fuck Tom Brady, Fuck Bill Belichick, and Fuck the Patriots!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

I miss Portland

It hasn't even been 3 weeks yet but I miss good old PDX. I miss the fact that there was no tax, I miss the weather, I miss the roads, I miss the foods. Fuck I miss Portland.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

I'm stuffed

Just filled up on some Amarillo Cheese Fries with no bacon and a 12oz San Antonio Sirloin cooked medium rare, served along side a baked potato with butter, sour cream and chives, and an all too perfect salad with ranch dressing.

You must be saying to yourselves right now "He must have had Lone Star"

You're right...I just had Lone Star...and it was spur kickin' good

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Bullshit!

I'm getting sick and tired of these fucking Patriots who think they can go undefeated. Anyone who watched last nights game knows that this team is NOT who people think they are. The game was handed to them and everyone knows that, from stupid penalties to missed/wrong calls. You would think that after almost losing last week to the Eagles, the Pats would come out and want revenge. If thats the kind of ball you play you want when you revenge then your team sucks. The game was biased towards the Pats winning and no matter how great the Ravens played, you just knew somehow something would happen that would give the ball back to the Patriots. Ive been saying it since the beginning and I'm still going to say it. THE PATRIOTS WILL NOT GO UNDEFEATED!

The Steelers have been looking amazing lately, shutting down the passing of the Bengals just this past Sunday and they are playing for the post-season. We have all seen what happens when the Patriots try to run the ball and thats almost nothing. Steelers over Patriots 10,000,000 to 17.

Fuck the Patriots and Fuck Tom Brady!

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Whoo Hoo!

For the first time in my life I hit a Royal Flush on those god damned video poker machines. My parents and I went to dinner at the Cortez Room in the Gold Coast. I had no intention of gambling but my dad did. So after dinner he put in $20 and lost, went and got some more money, put in $20 and it was taking forever so I asked to borrow $20. I lost it in a matter of seconds. After a minute I asked for $20 more. He had owed me money because I had payed for dinner, so anyways I get down to about $4.00 left in the machine when I hold a Jack and Ten of Spades. Hit the deal button and I swear to god that it took about 2 minutes for the King to turn over, then the Queen, then the Ace...it was like it was in slow motion. I know your supposed to act like it happens all the time, like when you hit a home run in baseball, but the first time is the first time is the first time. And the first time is special so the first thing I could get myself to do was grab my dad and put him in a head lock. So ya, I hit my first royal tonight and it took a good 30minutes to collect my lavish winnings. All $1253.75 of it.

Congratulations

go out to the Wolf Pack. After the win against La Tech yesterday the Wolf Pack of Nevada became bowl eligible. And thanks to Hawai'i going undefeated last night they received a BCS bowl bid which means there was 3 WAC-tie in bowl games available, the pack being the 3rd team down the list got a bid to play in the New Mexico bowl on December 22, 2007 at 4:30pm. The game can be seen on ESPN and ESPN HD. If your any kind of football fan I urge you to watch this game as Nevada is one hell of team, coming within seconds of beating both Hawai'i and Boise St. this year. Nevada will be ranked in the next two years so watch them when you have a chance to on TV, it doesn't come often.

Go Pack!

I had a dream

Its 9:41am 0n Sunday, Football starts in roughly 19minutes. I just work up from a cold sweat. Ok maybe not but I had a dream that someone made a 80yd field goal. Now I know that an 80yd field goal will not happen but I have a feeling that someone today will set a new field goal record...but its just a feeling, don't go betting on it.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

I knew I wasn't the only one

A good portion of my stint in Portland was spent being lost, driving that is. Now I don't mind being lost, I actually somewhat enjoy it when I have ample time, but when I'm in a rush or in traffic....I hate it. But in Portland, I was lost more than usual, well today I came across this interesting tidbet:
Due to the majority of one-way streets and the inconsistent freeway on-ramps, at any given moment 12 percent of drivers in Portland, Oregon are lost or off of their intended path.
Good to know

Friday, November 30, 2007

Updates

It's been about a month since I decided I would not get a haircut nor shave my facial hair and this sucks. I cant wait for January 1st, but its worth it in the long run. My dad bet me I couldn't go until then so If I do, I get $100.00 which I will donate to a charity or spend the $100.00 on grocery's, make food and pass it out to the homeless. I look like shit and feel like shit...heres what I look likeand NO the glasses aren't part of the deal but come one, look at how sweet those look!

2. After struggling to get the video footage of the SupaDupa Marimba boys up (Portland Saturday Market entry), I have finally managed to do so. I'm going to post the shortest one here and if your interested go to my youtube page and you can watch the rest.

The Man Behind the Mask

You had to know it was coming. Perry Moore, the man behind "The Chronicles of Narnia", has come out with a new book. This book is sure to raise some eyebrows and be the talk of many to come at it has already been picked up by the makers of Spiderman to make it to the big screen. The books name...Hero. The part that makes it open to scrutiny is that the "hero" is openly Gay, as is Perry Moore. I'm not saying I have anything against this, lord knows I try to keep this blog unbiased, I'm saying that is "Brokeback Mountain" received such an uproar, what will a movie that kids will want to go see bring. I haven't read the book nor do I plan on it, "fantasy" type material just doesn't appeal to me. But if you've read it or plan on it, let me know. Answer the poll with as well, I want to know what other people think, and it is anonymous, I wont even know who voted for what.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Come on Panda

Who needs a Range Rover when you can have a Panda. With a name like that it could be the ugliest thing possible and still be cute. Check out this video of the Land Rover Range Rover vs. the Fiat Panda. Its quite remarkable what this little mammal can do at a price of just over $19,000 versus that of the Range at $77,800.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Great Googly Moogly

Holy jumpin jehoshaphat this is the greatest thing I've ever seen, well not really but its pretty damn amazing. Now that I'm living back at home I took it upon myself to splurge the family fortune a little (if only there was one), I upgraded to 10MB service from Cox and I am not disappointed. Usually when I "upgrade" internet service I end up disappointed because I know it could be faster and I want it to be faster. Well I still know it can be faster but I'm perfectly ok with it being what it is for the meantime. I am pleased to say that I am satisfied with my internet connection so bring on the customer feedback questionnaires Cox, nothing but good reviews on the internet side of it from me!

Helio! Helio! Helio!

Last night it all came to an end...another season of ABC's hit reality show "Dancing With the Stars". I was without cable for much of this season so I only got to see the last two episodes. In case you don't know Helio Castroneves took home the hardware. Let's all be honest, thats who we wanted to win...1) because hes just awesome and 2) because he was dancing with the hottest girl, Julianne Hough.

Congratulations go out to Helio but more importantly to Julianne, this is her second season on the show and her second title, last year with Apolo Anton Ohno. Which begs the question...Is she that good? There's only 2 ways to find out.
  1. Somehow she can make me look good dancing
  2. She wins it again next year
Since we both UNFORTUNATELY know that number 1 MOST LIKELY will not happen, the only way to find out is to watch next season

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Professional Athletes

As most of you who follow sports know, The Redskins safety who had 5 interceptions this year, Sean Taylor, died earlier this morning due to a gunshot wound. All who knew him said he had finally started changing his life for the better. What I don't understand is why professional athletes in any sports don't think logically. We always hear about athletes getting caught doping, or in possession of marijuana, or crashing their Lamborghini's into light poles, and recently shootings. It started with Darrent Williams getting shot earlier this year on New Years, and now Sean Taylor. Both dead in the peak of their NFL careers.

One could say that athletes are young and doing what young people do, having fun. I don't think this is the case because if we take a relative sample of people in accordance to the percentage of athletes caught doping or on drugs or getting in trouble, it would translate to nearly 1 out of every 4 friends you and I have, would be doing the same thing. I just cant seem to buy this theory. I think that these athletes are making too much money and letting it get to their heads. They think that they are invincible, more so than celebrities. It's great to think that but you also have to realize that you really aren't and that its ok to have fun but there is a limit.

Its simple, your paid a ridiculous amount of money to do one thing and one thing only. With today's talent out there, the average carer in sports is roughly 10 years unless you are one of the best (I.E. Brett Favre, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Lebron James), you know the "name brand" players. Otherwise you have your peak and you are forgotten about slowly. So basically you have 10 years where you get to be a kid and play sports, its almost every persons dream. Heres what every professional athlete needs to do:
  1. Invest your money!
  2. Stay at the top of your game and perform at the highest level
  3. Keep out of the negative public eye
  4. When you retire if invested properly your 12million + should be at least 30million
  5. Spend your money!
If you have an affinity for marijuana, take your money AFTER your retirement and move to South America and grow your own weed and smoke until you cant smoke anymore. As a professional athlete you are the role model of millions of children around the world, act that way.

Its a shame Sean Taylor started changing his life so late.


Sean Michael Maurice Taylor
(4-1-1983 - 11-27-2007)


Saturday, November 24, 2007

Its Finally Done

My longest "road trip" to date has just come to an end. It is a road trip that spanned a week, while not driving everyday the week, I still consider it a week long road trip with a short plane ride in between. So it goes a little something like this:

  • Friday (11/16) Portland to Reno
  • Saturday/Sunday (11/16 / 11/17) Reno to Las Vegas


Then after a plane ride on Monday morning back to Portland:
  • Tuesday (11/20) Portland to Klamath Falls, OR
  • Wednesday (11/21) Klamath Falls, OR to Reno
  • Thursday (11/22) Reno to Sunnyvale, CA
  • Saturday (11/24) Sunnyvale, CA to Las Vegas


A total of 2333.77 miles. I don't even want to calculate how much I spent on gas, lets just say my bank account it close to empty :(

Now the real reason I did all this is for a reason almost none of you know. In fact only 2 people know...you see I took the truck below, a 26' Uhaulon a scavenger hunt to find all my belongings and move them all back to Las Vegas. Thats right, after 5 years of being out of this city, I am finally back to this oasis in the desert. Thanks to Joel for taking the amazingly boring drive from Portland to Vegas in the Uhaul with me.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Thanksgiving

I've always heard that Thanksgiving is about Friends and Family. Well for me its always been Family, and to be honest I'm getting sick and tired of it. It's always the same fucking shit when I come to The Bay Area, "Omid, you need to lose weight", "Omid, stop eating", "Omid fucking do this, fucking do that." Last night I had 20 people lecture me on how I should or should not have facial hair. On top of that I asked if I could help with anything only to get laughed at...as if I'm no good. The last 3 times I have come here have been nothing but hell, to the point where I just want to get up and leave. Fuck the turkey and everything else, it's not worth it if i have to come here. If it wasn't for my 95 year old aunt I wouldn't even come. And to think I passed up going to Phoenix.

The best part of Thanksgiving anyways isn't the dinner, its the leftovers for the next week. I can't believe that I'm 23 years old and I get lectured like I'm a 10 year old kid. On MY weight, on MY appearance, on MY schooling, on MY truck. It's like everyone just comes here to lecture me as a means of making themselves feel better about themselves.

When can I spend the holidays with Friends and NOT Family?

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

It has come to my attention that people do not know how to drive A)in the fog and B) at night. I'm not saying I'm the authority of driving but I do know some stuff. Lets start out with driving in the fog:
  1. Use your fog lights if you have them. (thats what they are for)
  2. DO NOT turn on your high beams on!
Thats all I have to say about driving in the fog. Now night time driving is a different story:
  1. Just because your in an area that doesn't have street lights does not entitle you to use your high-beams whenever you want!
  2. When you come within 100 yards of another vehicle, TURN YOUR HIGH-BEAMS OFF!
  3. No matter what the message it is NEVER appropriate to flash your high-beams at another car when your 3 feet away.
  4. Please wait until you have completely passed the car you are passing before you turn your high-beams back on.
For some reason people have seemed to forget these rules of driving at night. Its irritating, annoying and just plain stupid. I'm tired of being blinded by fucking jack asses who think they own the road. Learn how to fucking drive!

Monday, November 19, 2007

The Patriots

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Pats Vs. Bills

UPSET ALERT!!! You heard it here first, tonight on Sunday night football, the Pats will fall at the hands of the Buffalo Bills. No score prediction but remember you heard it here first

Bills over the Pats

Enjoy the game

Legitimacy

The Green Bay Packers ARE Legit! Don't be surprised to see these guys go deep into the playoffs. Favre is on fire having arguably one of the best seasons of his life, who would have thought this kid who's first NFL completion was to himself...yes thats right his first pass thrown in the NFL was tipped at the line and caught by himself. He plays reckless, he plays with heart, he plays just how you would expect him to. And admit it or not, you love him, you love his story, you love watching him, face it, theres nothing NOT to like about him except when he beats your team. And best of all the Packers always play on Thanksgiving, a little turkey...a little Favre...too much Madden...life is good!

Friday, November 16, 2007

The N-O

Yes sir, I am in the N-O, just got done with a tedious drive from portland, took about 9 hours. Should have never let Joel eat a hamburger, the last 100 miles was torture. Anyways, here till probably Saturday night then on to the city of sin.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Monday

I didn't do shit today. Went to Nicolas for lunch, for those of you who don't know, Nicolas is a restaurant that has probably the best Lebanese food this side of the Atlantic Ocean. It's so good I plan on going there at least once more this week and once next week if not more.

Other than that, I just stayed home, watched the Seahawks beat the Niners and touched up some of my pictures that I will be having printed soon. I don't plan on becoming a professional photographer by any means but I love taking photos and making them look great. A few of my photos however will be hanging in a Dentist's office so thats kinda cool. I'm going to find a way to post some on here other than the standard way I have been posting them so stay tuned.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Mavricks Vs. Blazers

I was privileged enough to go to my first NBA game last night. Nick Fazekas, #20 on the Mavericks, was kind enough to get me tickets for the game. I can't complain about the seating, they weren't court seats but they were far from nose bleeds. In fact I think they were a perfect level to see the whole game without having to move too much. In fact they were good enough that I got offered $100 from a scalper for them. Thats a first, usually the scalper asks if you need tickets, not if he can buy yours.

Unfortunately for the Mavericks, They didn't win, it was kind of a lopsided win that the scoreboard wont show. The Blazers will be good this year with or without Greg Oden, makes you wonder what he will bring to the team when he is healthy. Fortunately for myself however because the Mavericks were pretty much out of it I got to see Nick get some PT. He only played about a minute but came away with 2 boards and 2 points, not bad for one minute, and a paycheck of about $5,243.90 per game. I did happen to get one of his rebounds and his 2 points on film...so here they are. Click anywhere other than the play arrow in the middle to open on a bigger (youtube) screen.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Portland Saturday Market

For some reason there was no college football being shown here in Portland on the channels I get so I decided to stumble downtown and go to my first Saturday Market in years. There were hoards of people just out having a good time. It's amazing what vendors try and sell these day, one guy was selling postcards with simple letters drawn on in sharpie marker for $2.00 each. His cost...less than $0.02.

Vendors lined the street to sell food from all over the world. From Africa, to the South, to Vietnam, to Greece, to Thailand...which is where I picked up a plate of Pad Thai with a Thai Iced Tea for $5.50, what a deal, the food was amazing. It wasn't just the food from the Thailand booth that was cheap, the food everywhere was cheap, it took me a few minutes to decide between the Thai or the $2.00 huge corn dog, in the end it was the Thai Iced Tea that was the deciding factor for me.

The thing that really made Saturday Market was the music, from one handed guitarists to a 12 year old boy playing a drum, the streets were lined with musicians everywhere. In the food court however was where the main stage was and thats where I met the SupaDupa Marimba Boys. They met each other 5 years ago at the Portland MLC (Metropolitan Learning Center) and have been making music ever since. They play Zimbabwean music and its just all around enjoyable. They look like they enjoy what they do and are good doing it. The best thing was that they would take turn playing each instrument, and they felt at home on each one. I just happened to have my camera with me, so I shot some footage, unfortunately my camera shoots in MPEG-4 and at an "ultra high quality" and so the files which are shot in 840x480 wide screen are about 200+ MB a piece, so I had to spend hours converting them so I can post them, and after doing so they look like shit, so just take my word that they were awesome.

Friday, November 9, 2007

This is a Big Problem in America Today...

It has come to my attention that there is a new up and coming threat to the youth of America. I believe that this is something that everyone needs to be made aware of so that we can help put this problem away. The problem is this, Cyberbullying. Yes thats right, its not bad that kids have to face loosing their lunch money at school or being thrown into trash cans anymore, now they have to worry about the humiliation of being bullied on the net. Please just watch the following ad and vow to yourselves and to the youth of this country that YOU will not Cyberbully anyone for any reason.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

This is a true story

Today has been a weird day so far. I started out by watching an awesome show on FX, I have no idea what it was, American armed forces where in Pakistan fighting Somalians...looked on tv guide, and it says I was watching King of the Hill, which clearly can't be it unless this tv writers strike is changing television that drastically.

Went to Big Town Hero and got probably one of the best sandwiches ever, I'm sure it was the onion bread that made it, but it was delectable.

Decided to drive for a while, and came across a park...Forest Park, took a 4 mile hike and enjoyed every second of it.

Went to a French pastry house, enjoyed a orange sparkling lemonade and an amazing strawberry pastry. Then a Persian gentlemen came and sat down next to me, I didn't take much notice until he started talking on the phone in Farsi. Anyways I'm not going to bore you with what he said because there is a lot of background information one would have to know to understand the connections between this guy and myself. After a while I decide to leave...I get into my car and see him running out, he gets into his car and starts following me recklessly for about 25minutes until I could shake him from my tail. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but my heart hadn't beat that fast since I was in a high speed chase a few years back.

And thats where this day stands at now...6:59pm

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Phillips Bodygroom

WOW! This little bastard just does it all. I was walking through Costco trying to find something to buy so I can get cash back and use that cash to purchase a delectable hot dog. Well after searching and searching, I came across this bad boy and for $35.99 it seemed to be a good deal and promised to take care of some of the "tasks" I needed taking care of. I finally got to using it and lets just say I am amazed. The Phillips Bodygroom lives up to its name.

I have never been so pleased with an impulse buy. The bodygroom is lightweight, sleek, easy to clean, and best of all waterproof. Its powerful enough to get those sensitive areas without harming them. It also leads to very very very minimal irritation, if any. Charges on its own little stand and has plenty of battery life. I really cant say that there is anything wrong with this at all. They even have an amusingly awesome website which will get you for a laugh or two. I highly recommend the music video.

I suggest each one of you go get one of these, for yourself, your boyfriends, your husbands, hell get one for your dad. Its one present that will be used, enjoyed, and appreciated. Now if only I can figure out how to get my back...



Drastic Decision

I have decided that I will not shave my facial hair nor cut my hair till at least January 1, 2008.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Pats V. Colts

Cant believe it's tomorrow. Finally the Colts will show everyone who the real threat to go 16-0 is. I'm getting sick and tired of the cleft chin motherfucker Tom Brady and his pretty ass self. When he made the cover of GQ I honestly had to rethink ever reading GQ ever again. I'm proud to say that that is the 1 issue I do not own. The Patriots are a bunch of assholes whom enjoy running up the score on anyone just to pad their stats. They have a coach who looks like a bum, dresses like a bum, and steals like a bum, face it Bill is a bum. Fuck the Pats and everyone who likes them, the AFC East is all about the Buffalo Bills. The Colts, now theres a real team...a team then when they are on the 1 yard line they will run the ball in rather than run a pass play just so Brady can pad his stats. Peyton Manning is a 10x better quarterback than Tom Brady, and most importantly he has class which is hard to find these days.

I cant wait to hear who Tom Brady blames for them losing tomorrow, I'm calling it 55-35 Colts!

Friday, November 2, 2007

Best Buy

So when did Best Buy become a car dealership? Can someone please tell me this? I walk into Best Buy for the second time in a week and for the second time I am overly harassed by employees to the point where I do not want to be there. I remember when we used to go to Best Buy, the guys and I, when there was nothing to do. We would waste time there, browsing through everything, playing video games as we please and not being bothered by anyone. That's not the case anymore apparently. I cant even look through cd's without someone coming up and asking if I need help with anything. Then as soon as he walks away another guy comes up and asks if I need help. When I say "no" he says "ok well let anyone of us know if you need any help, and fyi we have a great sale on our 42" Sony Bravia LCD right now." Yes he did actually say "FYI". Who the fuck does this guy think he is, I'm looking at cd's and he starts trying to pitch me on a tv...now a sound system or a cd player I can understand...but a tv?

I decide to leave the cd's and look at dvd's when I'm quickly informed that if I purchase Spider man 3, I can get my choice of 1 of 20 dvd's for only $5 more. 2 minutes later, the first person who asked if I needed help came back and asked if "I was still doing alright". In the 20minutes I was in there 9 people came up to me, 1 twice. I hate to say it but I think Best Buy may be losing my business, I only expect to be jumped at like that when I'm buying a car, and theres no cars at Best Buy. After all was said and done I walked out of there with somewhat cold Fanta Orange soda and a brand new cd "Masters of Acoustic Guitar", wish I would have saved the soda, then I could have enjoyed them both together. oh well

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Newport, Oregon

I feel privileged to say that I spent a day on the beautiful Oregon coast in the town of Newport. I must say that I always thought the ocean was the ocean and beaches were beaches, but thats the California ocean. You see in California you go to the beach and its just a bunch of kids running around and it smells like shit. Thats not the case with Newport, Oregon. In Newport you don't see kids running around everywhere. Plus the water is too cold for them and extremely violent as compared to the slow gentle waves of the California coast.

I start taking pictures when all of a sudden my camera decided to tell me that its out of memory. A 4GB card full, had I not have purchased my laptop only a day before the trip, I would have been in quite a pickle. Do I try and find a place that sells memory cards and fork out the money for a new one? Or do I go through my pictures and decided which ones are worth deleting? I mean If I took them then they surely are there for a reason, luckily all I had to do was walk back to the car and upload everything off the camera onto my laptop, then head back out to the edge of the U.S.

Newport is one of those towns that make you wish you had a place there, just to get away from it all once in a while. Just sit out on the beach and forget about everything. The beach is lined with motels, and hotels but nothing stands out like the old beach houses overlooking the water. Physically they are beat, but aesthetically they are pleasant.

I spent a good 2 hours out there, doing nothing in particular. I wish I had time to surf as its been so long, but the waves out there were probably a bit more than I can handle. Unfortunately time went by fast and before I knew it it was time to go. I took over 200 pictures and a few movies, and wish I could have taken more.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Laptop

So for some reason I have been without a computer for about 8 months now. Ill be the first one to tell you that this is a hard task to accomplish in 2007 almost 2008. Finally last weekend I bit the bullet and went out and spent a whopping $1,000.00 on a brand new HP laptop. I take the laptop home and open it up only to notice that the left click button is off of the laptop, so I put it back on. Then I notice that one of the little rubber protector things is off (you know the little shitty things they put on so the screen doesn't hit the body too hard when you close it). So I put that back in, mind you in took about 2 hours, those things are not made to be easy to put in! All is well I'm thinking, I start screwing around with my laptop, trying to get stupid Vista off when all of a sudden the computer shuts off on me. Upon investigation I notice that the battery has come out of its bay. Then after more careful investigation I notice that the battery doesn't even lock into place properly.

So I drive all the way back to Best Buy, this isn't like Vegas or Reno where Best Buy is just around the corner, in Portland its a good 30 minute drive to the nearest Best Buy. I get there and after about 20minutes of waiting for "Geek Squad" to look over my laptop they say that its ok for the customer service people to give me a new laptop. So I finally have a computer and so far aside from the problems with the first one I'm pretty happy with it. Plus it has these sweet looking designs on it that make it a "Special Edition" piece of art. Hopefully I don't start seeing everyone with one of these from here on out as I would be extremely pissed. "Special Edition" should mean that there is a limited amount released and that there is something fairly special about them. Which in this case, the fact that its at the $1,0000.00 price range and having 2GB of ram and a 250GB hard drive is quite special in and of it's self. Other than that theres not to many special features about it as far as physical specs go. Aesthetically it is rather "special". Anyways I now have a computer and best of all since I bought it in Oregon...there was no sales tax, so even though it was on sale for $100 off, for me it was like it was $173.75 off (7.375% sales tax in Nevada $1000.00 x 7.375% = $73.75 tax + $100.00 manufactures instant rebate = $173.75 off). Anyways, check it out and tell me what you think.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Toothing?

Last night I came across this new phenomenon called "toothing". I don't know if this should really supprise me or not but it kinda does. So what is "toothing" exactly? Toothing occurs when an individual uses his/her bluetooth phone to converse with other individuals. Now the thing that makes this interesting is that people go out to clubs or bars and sit there and "tooth" back and forth. It's become an actual activity to do so, people go out with the intention of doing this. The part that really gets me is the whole purpose of this is sex. Yes sex. Sure everything these days is about sex but people who tooth are looking for a one night stand.

Heres how it works:
1. You go to a club, find a girl to tooth with with a sexy handle like "tuttifrutti" or "sexygal365", you message her with the official toothing conversation starter, "You toothing?"
2. If she answers yes you make quick small talk, like 5 - 10 min max, no need to talk longer after all you both "toothing" for the same thing.
3. If your still talking one person names a spot, a public spot, like "bathroom in 3" or "fulton alley 5min".
4. You both meet at the spot and have sex.
5. After its done you both go back on you ways never talking to eachother again unless its to "tooth".

Have I tried this? Can't say I have, can't say i plan on it either, but next time im in a club or hip bar I will check out whos available for "toothing". This is extremly popular in Europe apparently, where the whole "Toothing" craze started. What could possibly be next? For now the only thing certain is "toothing" is a gauranteed lay.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Go For It?


So I decided to change my deodorant from speed stick to degree. Well today I go to use my brand new great smelling silver ice scented deodorant when I notice that in the top of my deodorant there has been the three words "Go For It" etched out of the stick.

I don't know what to feel about this...and better yet why do I need motivation coming from my deodorant? and what do I need to go for? It cant be not smelling, who needs motivation for that? I kinda feel like Mitch Hedberg on this one...like I should go to the Degree factory and request some letters of deodorant back. I bought 3oz of deodorant, but is that before or after the letters were removed?

Don't get me wrong, Nike's "Just Do It" campaign was brilliant but a deodorant company now going for a "Go For It" campaign? First off its a deodorant, and second of all its practically its saying the same exact thing as "Just Do It"

Anyone else have this same experience? Do the other Degree scents say different motivational sayings?

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Music Comedy

I was stumbling upon youtube the other day with my cousin when we came across these two guys who have made their living by making musical comedy...interesting concept, tough to explain. But if you have a second or two on your hands you should check these guys out. Their names are Igudesman and Joo Search for : igudesmanandjoo on youtube or go to their website at: www.igudesmanandjoo.com

Or just watch these two videos I find to be HI-larious

My Wife

Ive decided that when it comes time to get married, to settle down and live the life of raising kids, that I will take a very measured approach at it. When it is time I will begin attending singles ward, for those of you who don't know, thats where they send all the single Mormon guys and gals to meet new people and learn about "God."

Now the best thing about this is that Mormon chicks are pretty damn hot. Now thats an added bonus, the real things that make this such an amazing idea are as follows:
1. Most Mormons are conservatives
2. Mormon women take care of their men
3. Mormon women are great to raise kids
4. Mormon women are disciplined
5. Mormon women can be molded to your exact specifications
6. Mormon women only make out with other guys until they get married...thats right, you get a virgin! Lets face it if Im with a girl and she says shes been with 8 guys...i get pissed. 15 guys...im pissed again. You know what lets just be honest here, if shes been with 1 guy...you guessed it, i get pissed. I know its hypocritical but thats just the way it is, and dont I deserve some credit for coming out and saying that im being hypocritical? Every guy out there is the same way whether they want to admit it or not!

So, if those 6 reasons aren't enough for you...don't worry, there are more, and trust me they are just as good. But im not going to bore you with those other reasons, think about it yourself and see what you come up with.

So when I'm ready to really settle down, Ill go to my local LDS church and take my pick from the cream of the crop. Its kinda like ordering a mail-order bride from Russia, except in this case you know what your getting, you know shes most likely a virgin, and best of all...SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH!

And don't worry, if you want to get in on my perfect plan...well go ahead, there's plenty of Mormon women for all of us :)

blogging

I need to find something productive to do with my time...so Im going to start blogging.